जब कोई लड़का मेरी बेटी को डेट करने घर आएगा, तो मैं उससे कहूँगा, 'मैं चाहता हूँ कि तुम बाहर जाओ और मेरी बेटी के साथ बहुत अच्छा समय बिताओ। मैं चाहता हूँ कि तुम आनंद लो और उसे समय पर घर वापस ले आओ। अगर तुमने उसके साथ किसी भी तरह की बदसलूकी की, तो मैं तुम्हारी माँ और बाप को मार डालूँगा, तुम्हारी पीठ चीरकर रीढ़ की हड्डी बाहर निकालूँगा, और तुम्हें व्हीलचेयर पर बिठा दूँगा ताकि तुम जिंदगी भर यह सोच सको कि तुमने क्या किया था। अब जाओ और मजे करो!'

When guys come over to date my daughter, I'm going to tell them, 'I want you to go out and have a very good time with my daughter. I want you to enjoy yourself and have her home on time. If you abuse her in any way, I'm going to kill your mother and father, cut your back open, pull out your spine, and leave you in a wheelchair so you can think about what you did for the rest of your life. Now, go out and have a good time!'

When guys come over to date my daughter, I'm going to tell them, 'I want you to go out and have a very good time with my daughter. I want you to enjoy yourself and have her home on time. If you abuse her in any way, I'm going to kill your mother and father, cut your back open, pull out your spine, and leave you in a wheelchair so you can think about what you did for the rest of your life. Now, go out and have a good time!'

Topic Relationships & Love Family
Tone: Humorous Sentiment: Neutral Type: Humorous 95%

अगर आपमें अहंकार नहीं है, तो आप शराबी हैं।

If you don't have an ego, you're a wino.

If you don't have an ego, you're a wino.

Topic Self & Identity Humility
Tone: Witty Sentiment: Neutral Type: Aphorism 95%

सकारात्मक सोच रखना एक अच्छी आदत है। लेकिन बिना किसी हुनर या काबिलियत के सकारात्मक सोच रखना सरासर बकवास है।

Positive thinking is a good attitude to have. But positive thinking without any skills is a load of crap.

Positive thinking is a good attitude to have. But positive thinking without any skills is a load of crap.

Topic Self & Identity Attitude
Tone: Cynical Sentiment: Mixed Type: Aphorism 95%