मरना आसान है, हँसाना मुश्किल।

Dying is easy. Comedy is hard.

Dying is easy. Comedy is hard.

पिछले 50 सालों से या इसके आसपास से, क्रिसमस को लेकर मेरी चिंता लगातार बढ़ती जा रही है। ऐसा लगता है कि हम सब इस होड़ में लगे हैं कि कौन चीज़ों को ज़्यादा तेज़ी से बनाएगा, ज़्यादा चमकीला दिखाएगा और कम दाम में बेचेगा; इस आपाधापी में क्रिसमस और मैं कहीं पीछे छूटते जा रहे हैं।

For the past 50 years or so I've been getting more and more worried about Christmas. It seems we're all so busy trying to beat the other fellow in making things go faster and look shinier and cost less that Christmas and I are sort of getting lost in the shuffle.

For the past 50 years or so I've been getting more and more worried about Christmas. It seems we're all so busy trying to beat the other fellow in making things go faster and look shinier and cost less that Christmas and I are sort of getting lost in the shuffle.

बात तो सही है, लेकिन यह प्रहसन (फार्स) जितना मुश्किल नहीं है।

It is. But not as hard as farce.

It is. But not as hard as farce.

महिलाओं के मन में जब कोई नया विचार आता है, तो वे कभी सहज महसूस नहीं करतीं।

Women are never at ease when they have ideas.

Women are never at ease when they have ideas.

हाँ, यह मुश्किल है, लेकिन कॉमेडी करने जितना कठिन नहीं।

Yes, it's tough, but not as tough as doing comedy.

Yes, it's tough, but not as tough as doing comedy.