मैं एक कामचोर शैतान हूँ। लेकिन कम से कम मैं इस पर पूरी मेहनत करता हूँ।
I am an idle devil. But at least I work at it.
I am an idle devil. But at least I work at it.
जहाँ तक मैं समझता हूँ, तैरने की एकमात्र अच्छी वजह डूबने से बचना है।
The only good reason for swimming, so far as I can see, is to escape drowning.
The only good reason for swimming, so far as I can see, is to escape drowning.
जीवन में कुछ ही चीजें इतनी झुंझलाहट भरी होती हैं जितनी कि आपको कोई ऐसी बात बताना जिसे आप पहले से जानते हों लेकिन यह स्वीकार न कर सकें कि आप उसे जानते हैं।
There are few more frustrating things in life than being told something that you already know but cannot admit to knowing.
There are few more frustrating things in life than being told something that you already know but cannot admit to knowing.
मैं गलत परिवार में पैदा हो गया।
I got born in the wrong family.
I got born in the wrong family.
हास्य की भावना को मानसिक स्वास्थ्य की निशानी माना जाता है — सिवाय अत्यधिक श्लेष (शब्दों के खेल) के, जो कि पूरी तरह से एक अलग मामला है।
A sense of humor is regarded as a sign of mental health - apart from excessive punning, which is another matter entirely.
A sense of humor is regarded as a sign of mental health - apart from excessive punning, which is another matter entirely.
मशीनें जनता के लिए अफीम की तरह हैं। यदि कल इंग्लैंड की सारी मशीनों को उत्तर सागर में फेंक दिया जाए, तो हम वापस स्वर्ग के बगीचे (ईडन) में पहुँच जाएंगे। और शायद वहाँ का मौसम भी सुधर जाएगा।
Machines are the opium of the masses. If all the machines in England were thrown into the North Sea tomorrow, we should be back in the Garden of Eden. And the weather would probably improve.
Machines are the opium of the masses. If all the machines in England were thrown into the North Sea tomorrow, we should be back in the Garden of Eden. And the weather would probably improve.