यह गनीमत थी कि लाइंसमैन मेरे सामने खड़ा नहीं था, वरना यह पक्का करने के लिए कि वह जाग रहा है या नहीं, मैं उसे छड़ी से जरूर कुरेद देता।

It was lucky that the linesman wasn't stood in front of me as I would have poked him with a stick to make sure he was awake.

It was lucky that the linesman wasn't stood in front of me as I would have poked him with a stick to make sure he was awake.

मेरे घर में चार औरतें हैं - मेरी पत्नी और मेरी तीन बेटियाँ - और सच कहूँ तो यह काफी डरावना है। मैं चुपचाप रहता हूँ और अगर हम खरीदारी करने जाते हैं तो जब तक वे तय करती हैं, मैं किसी आदमियों की दुकान को देखने की कोशिश करता हूँ।

I've got four women in my house - my wife and my three daughters - and I tell you what, it's pretty scary. I keep my head down and if we're out shopping I try and look in a man's shop while they make their minds up.

I've got four women in my house - my wife and my three daughters - and I tell you what, it's pretty scary. I keep my head down and if we're out shopping I try and look in a man's shop while they make their minds up.

मैंने पिछले हफ्ते चैंपियंस लीग मेंArsenal को अब तक के सबसे बेहतरीन फुटबॉल में से एक खेलते हुए देखा, और फिर भी वे अपनी जेब में दो हज़ार पाउंड होते हुए भी किसी वेश्यालय में गोल नहीं कर सकते थे!

I watched Arsenal in the Champions League the other week playing some of the best football I've ever seen and yet they couldn't have scored in a brothel with two grand in their pockets!

I watched Arsenal in the Champions League the other week playing some of the best football I've ever seen and yet they couldn't have scored in a brothel with two grand in their pockets!

लीग क्लब का प्रबंधन करना जलपरी के साथ इश्क लड़ाने जैसा है... आपको हमेशा शीर्ष आधे हिस्से में रहने का लक्ष्य रखना चाहिए

Managing a league club is like making love to a mermaid... you should always be aiming for a top half finish

Managing a league club is like making love to a mermaid... you should always be aiming for a top half finish

मेरी छत टूटी हुई है, मेरी कार का टायर पंक्चर है और हम अभी-अभी दो मैच हारे हैं। लेकिन मेरी सेहत ठीक है और मैं ऊपर वाले से पूछूंगा कि उसने हमें एक अंक क्यों नहीं दिया।

My ceiling's broken, my car's got a puncture and we've just lost two matches. But I've got my health and I'll ask the big man upstairs why he didn't give us a point.

My ceiling's broken, my car's got a puncture and we've just lost two matches. But I've got my health and I'll ask the big man upstairs why he didn't give us a point.

मेरा पुराना ट्रेनर हमें सिखाता था कि गेंद पर प्रहार मत करो, बल्कि जब भी वह हमारे पास हो तो उसे सहलाओ। अगर गेंद कोई औरत होती... तो वह अपनी पूरी रात बर्बाटोव के साथ गुजारती।

My old trainer used to tell us not to blast, but to caress the ball whenever we took possession. If the ball were a woman... she would be spending all night with Berbatov.

My old trainer used to tell us not to blast, but to caress the ball whenever we took possession. If the ball were a woman... she would be spending all night with Berbatov.

मेरी पत्नी घर को मुझसे कहीं बेहतर संभालती है इसलिए मुझे लगता है कि वह एक लाइंसमैन, रेफरी या यहाँ तक कि फुटबॉल मैनेजर भी बन सकती है, और यही सच है।

My wife runs the house much better than I could so I think she could be a linesman or a referee or even a football manager and that's the truth.

My wife runs the house much better than I could so I think she could be a linesman or a referee or even a football manager and that's the truth.

रॉय कीन एक शार्क की तरह है। उसकी आँखें वैसी ही हैं। आपको पता ही नहीं चलता कि वह आपको ड्रिंक पिलाने वाला है या आपको खाने वाला है।

Roy Keane's like a shark. He has those eyes. You don't know if he is going to buy you a drink or eat you.

Roy Keane's like a shark. He has those eyes. You don't know if he is going to buy you a drink or eat you.

कभी-कभी जब आप सितारों पर निशाना साधते हैं, तो चाँद पर जा लगते हैं।

Sometimes when you aim for the stars, you hit the moon.

Sometimes when you aim for the stars, you hit the moon.

इस क्लब को ऊर्जा के एक नए जोश की जरूरत है - लेकिन सच कहूँ तो मुझे बस थकान महसूस हो रही है। मैं पूरी तरह थक चुका हूँ।

This club needs an impetus of energy - but I just feel tired to be honest. I'm worn out.

This club needs an impetus of energy - but I just feel tired to be honest. I'm worn out.

इसे सज्जनों की भाषा में कहें तो, अगर आप रात में बाहर गए हैं और किसी युवती की तलाश में हैं और आपको कोई मिल जाती है, तो कुछ हफ्ते वे सुंदर दिखती हैं और कुछ हफ्ते उतनी अच्छी नहीं दिखतीं। आज का हमारा प्रदर्शन सबसे खूबसूरत महिला जैसा तो नहीं था, लेकिन कम-से-कम हम उसे टैक्सी में बिठाने में कामयाब रहे। हो सकता है कि वह घर ले जाने के लिए सबसे खूबसूरत महिला न रही हो, लेकिन फिर भी यह अनुभव काफी सुखद और अच्छा रहा, तो बहुत-बहुत धन्यवाद और आइए कॉफ़ी पीते हैं।

To put it in gentleman's terms if you've been out for a night and you're looking for a young lady and you pull one, some weeks they're good looking and some weeks they're not the best. Our performance today would have been not the best looking bird but at least we got her in the taxi. She may not have been the best looking lady we ended up taking home but it was still very pleasant and very nice, so thanks very much and let's have coffee.

To put it in gentleman's terms if you've been out for a night and you're looking for a young lady and you pull one, some weeks they're good looking and some weeks they're not the best. Our performance today would have been not the best looking bird but at least we got her in the taxi. She may not have been the best looking lady we ended up taking home but it was still very pleasant and very nice, so thanks very much and let's have coffee.

आप कह सकते हैं कि स्ट्राइकर बिल्कुल डाकियों की तरह होते हैं: उन्हें कुत्ता भौंकना शुरू करे उससे पहले जितनी जल्दी हो सके अंदर जाना और बाहर निकलना होता है।

You can say that strikers are very much like postmen: they have to get in and out as quick as they can before the dog starts to have a go.

You can say that strikers are very much like postmen: they have to get in and out as quick as they can before the dog starts to have a go.

अंडे देने से पहले मुर्गियों की गिनती कभी नहीं करनी चाहिए। मैं पहले तोते पालता था और मैं कभी भी इस उम्मीद में हर अंडे की गिनती नहीं करता था कि मुझे सभी आठ चूज़े मिल जाएंगे। आप बस यही उम्मीद करते थे कि वे घोंसले से ठीक-ठाक बाहर आ जाएं। फिलहाल मेरी हालत एक हंस जैसी है। पानी के ऊपर तो मैं ठीक-ठाक दिखता हूँ, लेकिन पानी के नीचे मेरे छोटे पैर पागलों की तरह चल रहे हैं।

You never count your chickens before they hatch. I used to keep parakeets and I never counted every egg thinking I would get all eight birds. You just hoped they came out of the nest box looking all right. I'm like a swan at the moment. I look fine on top of the water but under the water my little legs are going mad.

You never count your chickens before they hatch. I used to keep parakeets and I never counted every egg thinking I would get all eight birds. You just hoped they came out of the nest box looking all right. I'm like a swan at the moment. I look fine on top of the water but under the water my little legs are going mad.

ज़ाहिर है टाइटैनिक के डूबने के पीछे भी मेरा ही हाथ है।

Apparently it’s my fault that the Titanic sank.

Apparently it’s my fault that the Titanic sank.

हर कुत्ते का दिन आता है - और आज भौंकने का दिन है! आज मेरा सिर्फ भौंकने का मन है।

Every dog has its day - and today is woof day! Today I just want to bark.

Every dog has its day - and today is woof day! Today I just want to bark.

वह क्या बनने जा रहा है?! हे भगवान। सर डेविड बेकहम? तुम मज़ाक कर रहे हो। वह तो बस एक मशहूर बीवी वाला एक अच्छा फुटबॉलर है।

He's going to be what?! Oh for God's sake. Sir David Beckham? You're having a laugh. He's just a good footballer with a famous bird.

He's going to be what?! Oh for God's sake. Sir David Beckham? You're having a laugh. He's just a good footballer with a famous bird.

मैं ब्लैकपूल में बेहद खुश हूँ और मुझे डर है कि चेयरमैन को मुझे यहाँ से हटाने के लिए क्रीम का एक बहुत बड़ा डिब्बा चाहिए होगा - मैं एक जिद्दी खाज की तरह हूँ जो आसानी से ठीक नहीं होती।

I am more than happy at Blackpool and I am afraid the chairman will need a hell of a tub of cream to get rid of me - I'm like a bad rash and not easily curable.

I am more than happy at Blackpool and I am afraid the chairman will need a hell of a tub of cream to get rid of me - I'm like a bad rash and not easily curable.

मैं मेटिंग सीजन (प्रजनन काल) की शुरुआत में किसी बैजर (बिज्जू) जितना खुश हो सकता हूँ!

I couldn't be more chuffed if I were a badger at the start of the mating season!

I couldn't be more chuffed if I were a badger at the start of the mating season!

मुझे समझ नहीं आता कि फुटबॉलरों को गोल करने के बाद अपनी जर्सी उतारने में क्या समस्या है? उन्हें इसमें मज़ा आता है और युवा महिलाओं को भी यह देखकर मज़ा आता है। मुझे लगता है कि महिलाओं के फुटबॉल मैच देखने आने का एक मुख्य कारण यह भी होता है कि वे युवा खिलाड़ियों को जर्सी उतारते हुए देख सकें। बेशक, उन्हें कोई दूसरा मैच देखने जाना होगा क्योंकि मेरे लड़के बदसूरत बला हैं।

I don’t see the problem with footballers taking their shirts off after scoring a goal? They enjoy it and the young ladies enjoy it too. I suppose that's one of the main reasons women come to football games, to see the young men take their shirts off. Of course they’d have to go and watch another game because my lads are as ugly as sin.

I don’t see the problem with footballers taking their shirts off after scoring a goal? They enjoy it and the young ladies enjoy it too. I suppose that's one of the main reasons women come to football games, to see the young men take their shirts off. Of course they’d have to go and watch another game because my lads are as ugly as sin.

अगर मैं स्तनों के किसी पीपे में गिर जाऊँ, तो भी मैं अपना अँगूठा ही चूसता बाहर निकलूँगा।

If I fell into a barrel of boobs, I'd come out sucking my thumb

If I fell into a barrel of boobs, I'd come out sucking my thumb

यदि आप चोर हैं, तो किसी के घर के बाहर खड़े होकर, अपना लूट का थैला तैयार करके अच्छा दिखने से कोई फायदा नहीं है। बस अंदर जाओ, चोरी करो और बाहर आ जाओ। ज़ाहिर है मैं इसकी वकालत नहीं कर रहा हूँ, यह सिर्फ एक मिसाल है।

If you're a burglar, it's no good waiting about outside somebody's house, looking good with your swag bag ready. Just get in there, burgle them and come out. I don't advocate that obviously, it's just an analogy.

If you're a burglar, it's no good waiting about outside somebody's house, looking good with your swag bag ready. Just get in there, burgle them and come out. I don't advocate that obviously, it's just an analogy.

मुझे ब्लैकपूल से प्यार है। हम दोनों एक जैसे हैं। हम दोनों अंधेरे में ज्यादा अच्छे लगते हैं।

I love Blackpool. We're very similar. We both look better in the dark.

I love Blackpool. We're very similar. We both look better in the dark.

शायद मैं मर्सिडीज गैराज के बजाय थोड़ी बहुत स्कोडा गैराज में हूँ, लेकिन मैं आपको बता रहा हूँ कि कुछ पुरानी गाड़ियाँ भी चमकने के बाद कमाल की लगती हैं।

I might be in a bit of a Skoda garage rather than a Mercedes garage, but I am telling you some old bangers don't half polish up great.

I might be in a bit of a Skoda garage rather than a Mercedes garage, but I am telling you some old bangers don't half polish up great.

फुटबॉल में केक का स्वाद सही बनाने के लिए आपको केक के मिश्रण में सब कुछ चाहिए होता है। टोनी अपने केक में जो एक छोटा सा घटक इस्तेमाल करता है जिसकी चर्चा हमेशा होती है, वह रॉरी का थ्रो है। इसे दालचीनी मान लीजिए और फिर उसका केक दालचीनी के स्वाद वाला हो जाता है।

In football you need to have everything in your cake mix to make the cake taste right. One little bit of ingredient that Tony uses in his cake that gets talked about all the time is Rory's throw. Call that cinnamon and he's got a cinnamon flavoured cake.

In football you need to have everything in your cake mix to make the cake taste right. One little bit of ingredient that Tony uses in his cake that gets talked about all the time is Rory's throw. Call that cinnamon and he's got a cinnamon flavoured cake.

एक शानदार पियानो वादक का होना बहुत अच्छी बात है, लेकिन इसका कोई फायदा नहीं अगर आपके पास पियानो को मंच तक पहुँचाने वाला कोई न हो, वरना वह वादक बिना किसी पियानो के वहाँ खड़ा रह जाएगा।

It's all very well having a great pianist playing but it's no good if you haven't got anyone to get the piano on the stage in the first place, otherwise the pianist would be standing there with no bloody piano to play.

It's all very well having a great pianist playing but it's no good if you haven't got anyone to get the piano on the stage in the first place, otherwise the pianist would be standing there with no bloody piano to play.