जैसा कि मेरी पुरानी गुरु हमेशा कहा करती थीं, 'मुझे एक बार मूर्ख बनाओ, तो तुम्हारी शर्म, मुझे दो बार मूर्ख बनाओ और मैं मर जाऊँगी।' ठीक है, वह कोई अच्छी कवयित्री नहीं थीं, लेकिन उस महिला को अपनी शराब संभालना अच्छे से आता था।

Like my old mentor would always say, Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice and I'll be dead.'' Okay, she wasn't a good poet, but that lady could handle her whiskey.

Like my old mentor would always say, Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice and I'll be dead.'' Okay, she wasn't a good poet, but that lady could handle her whiskey.

Topic Knowledge & Learning Truth
Tone: Witty Sentiment: Neutral Type: Humorous 92%

वह चीज़? आप चाहते हैं कि मैं, ज्ञात लोकों का सबसे बुद्धिमान कॉग्निटिव प्रोसेसर, उस चीज़ को 'चीज़' कहूँ?" "हाँ," मैंने अपनी बात दोहराई। "Bilkul theek." HARV ने पूछा, "क्या आप रात भर जागकर मुझे नीचा दिखाने के रास्ते सोचते रहते हैं?"

The thingy? You want me, the most intelligent cognitive processor in the known worlds, to say thingy?""Yes," I reaffirmed. "That is correct."Do you stay up nights thinking of ways to humiliate me?" HARV asked.

The thingy? You want me, the most intelligent cognitive processor in the known worlds, to say thingy?""Yes," I reaffirmed. "That is correct."Do you stay up nights thinking of ways to humiliate me?" HARV asked.

Topic Nature & Universe Technology
Tone: Humorous Sentiment: Neutral Type: Humorous 95%

मैं अक्सर कहता हूँ कि अगर इंसानों को उड़ना होता, तो हम या तो पंख और परों के साथ पैदा होते या फिर कम से कम ऐसे पैराशूट के साथ जो हमारी पीठ के पीछे से निकल आते।

I often say if men were meant to fly we would have been born with either feathers and wings or at the very least parachutes that pop out of our butts.

I often say if men were meant to fly we would have been born with either feathers and wings or at the very least parachutes that pop out of our butts.

Tone: Humorous Sentiment: Neutral Type: Humorous 98%

मैंने उस पर कोई जवाब नहीं दिया। मुझे ऊंचाइयों से डर नहीं लगता। मुझे तो बस ऊंचाइयों से नीचे गिरने का डर लगता है।

I didn't respond to that. I'm not scared of heights. I'm just scared of falling from heights.

I didn't respond to that. I'm not scared of heights. I'm just scared of falling from heights.

Tone: Witty Sentiment: Mixed Type: Paradox 95%