क्या आपको सुनने में परेशानी हो रही है? अगर ऐसा है, तो आपके आस-पास के लोगों को इस बारे में पहले से ही पता है। कम सुनना कोई मज़ाक की बात नहीं है, इसलिए खुद को किसी मज़ाक का पात्र न बनने दें।
Are you having problems hearing? If so, those around you already know it. Hearing loss is no laughing matter, so don't be a punchline.
Are you having problems hearing? If so, those around you already know it. Hearing loss is no laughing matter, so don't be a punchline.
कुछ न करना बहुत कठिन काम है... आपको कभी पता ही नहीं चलता कि आपका काम कब खत्म हुआ।
Doing nothing is very hard to do... you never know when you're finished.
Doing nothing is very hard to do... you never know when you're finished.
कुछ न करना बहुत मुश्किल काम है क्योंकि आपको कभी पता ही नहीं चलता कि आपका काम कब खत्म हुआ। इसका सकारात्मक पक्ष यह है कि सुबह आँख खुलते ही आप अपनी ड्यूटी पर होते हैं।
Doing nothing is very tough to do because you never know when you're finished. The upside is that from the moment you wake up in the morning, you're on the job.
Doing nothing is very tough to do because you never know when you're finished. The upside is that from the moment you wake up in the morning, you're on the job.
चुपचाप गपशप को रोकने में अपना योगदान दें—इसे आगे न फैलाएं।
Do your part to silence gossip - don't repeat it.
Do your part to silence gossip - don't repeat it.
मुझे एक हनी बेयर (छोटे भालू) के साथ खेलना और उसे संभालना पड़ा था, आप जानते ही हैं, मैं उसके साथ थोड़ी कुश्ती भी कर सकता था, लेकिन गrizzly भालू, जो दस से ग्यारह फीट लंबा होता है, उसके साथ कुश्ती करने की तो दूर, कल्पना भी नहीं की जा सकती! क्या आप सोच सकते हैं? लेकिन इस तरह के जानवर के इतने करीब रहकर काम करना एक बेहद रोमांचक अनुभव था।
I had to weave and play around with a honey bear, you know, and I could wrestle with him a little bit, but there's no way you can even wrestle a honey bear, let alone a grizzly bear that's standing ten feet to eleven feet tall! Can you imagine? But it was fascinating to work that close to that kind of animal.
I had to weave and play around with a honey bear, you know, and I could wrestle with him a little bit, but there's no way you can even wrestle a honey bear, let alone a grizzly bear that's standing ten feet to eleven feet tall! Can you imagine? But it was fascinating to work that close to that kind of animal.
मुझे सेक्स उसी तरह पसंद है जैसे मैं बास्केटबॉल खेलता हूँ, आमने-सामने और बिना किसी फालतू ड्रिबलिंग के।
I like my sex the way I play basketball, one on one with as little dribbling as possible.
I like my sex the way I play basketball, one on one with as little dribbling as possible.
मुझे उस तरह की 'गंभीर चेहरे वाली' कॉमेडी पसंद है। मुझे शांत और गंभीर रहकर बेतुकी और हास्यास्पद हरकतें करना अच्छा लगता है।
I like that kind of 'straight-faced' comedy. I like to be straight-faced and outrageous.
I like that kind of 'straight-faced' comedy. I like to be straight-faced and outrageous.
मुझे पूरा यकीन है कि हम इस स्थिति को पूरी समझदारी से संभाल लेंगे, बिल्कुल ज़िम्मेदार वयस्कों की तरह। है ना, मिस्टर... पूपी पैंट्स?
I'm sure that we can handle this situation maturely, just like the responsible adults that we are. Isn't that right, Mr... Poopy Pants?
I'm sure that we can handle this situation maturely, just like the responsible adults that we are. Isn't that right, Mr... Poopy Pants?
मैंने ज़्यादातर तानाशाही और रौबदार नेताओं के किरदार निभाए हैं; शायद इसकी वजह मेरा कनाडाई लहजा था।
I played a lot of leaders, autocratic sorts; perhaps it was my Canadian accent.
I played a lot of leaders, autocratic sorts; perhaps it was my Canadian accent.
मुझे वाकई खुद पर कड़ी नज़र रखनी पड़ती है, क्योंकि कभी-कभी मुझे लगने लगता है कि मैं कुछ बहुत महत्वपूर्ण कहने जा रहा हूँ।
I really have to keep an eye on myself, because sometimes I think I might say something important.
I really have to keep an eye on myself, because sometimes I think I might say something important.
इससे कोई फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि मैं कहाँ जाता हूँ (स्वर्ग या नरक)। दोनों ही जगहों पर मेरे ढेरों दोस्त होंगे।
It doesn't really matter where I go (Heaven or Hell). I'll have plenty of friends in both places.
It doesn't really matter where I go (Heaven or Hell). I'll have plenty of friends in both places.
मैं यह देखना चाहता हूँ कि विज्ञान फिक्शन (साइंस फिक्शन) इंसानी सोच को लेकर आगे कहाँ जाता है, क्योंकि हम आज भी 2050, 2100 या 2200 के दौर में ऐसे इंसानों को दिखाते हैं जिनके पास गज़ब की तकनीक है—लेजर बीम, किरणें और पलक झपकते गायब होने या प्रकट होने के करिश्माई प्रभाव हैं। तकनीकी रूप से सब कुछ невероят रूप से उन्नत है, लेकिन आज भी लोग वैसे ही ईर्ष्यालु हैं, आपस में लड़ते हैं, एक-दूसरे को नीचा दिखाते हैं और धोखा देते हैं। इसमें कुछ तो बदलाव आना चाहिए! इंसानी मनोविज्ञान और उसकी बदलती सोच के क्षेत्र में कुछ नया शुरू होते देखना मैं पसंद करूंगा।
I would love to see what's going to happen with science fiction with peoples' heads, because we still have people running around in the year 2050 or 2100 or 2200 and they have incredible technology and you see the effects: laser beams and rays and beaming down and beaming up. Incredible technical things happening, but everybody is still running around jealous, fighting, whacking, cheating. There's got to be something going on! Some kind of change. I'd like to see something starting to happen in that area, with the psychology of the human being and how that changed.
I would love to see what's going to happen with science fiction with peoples' heads, because we still have people running around in the year 2050 or 2100 or 2200 and they have incredible technology and you see the effects: laser beams and rays and beaming down and beaming up. Incredible technical things happening, but everybody is still running around jealous, fighting, whacking, cheating. There's got to be something going on! Some kind of change. I'd like to see something starting to happen in that area, with the psychology of the human being and how that changed.
ऑर्जी (रंगरलियों) में किसी अंधे व्यक्ति की तरह, मुझे टटोल-टटोल कर ही आगे बढ़ना था।
Like a blind man at an orgy, I was going to have to feel my way through.
Like a blind man at an orgy, I was going to have to feel my way through.
यूूरिनल के पास खड़े किसी छोटे कद के इंसान की तरह मुझे पूरी चौकस और सतर्क रहना था।
Like a midget at a urinal I was going to have to stay on my toes.
Like a midget at a urinal I was going to have to stay on my toes.
हंसते हुए इंसान की एक बात पक्की होती है—वह कभी आपको मारने या पीटने की कोशिश नहीं करेगा।
One thing a person won't do when he's laughing is try to beat you up.
One thing a person won't do when he's laughing is try to beat you up.
शर्ली! मुझे शर्ली मत कहो!
Shirley! Don't call me Shirley!
Shirley! Don't call me Shirley!
कभी-कभी अंतरात्मा की आवाज़ या उसूलों पर चलना किसी घूँसे खाने जैसा होता है।
Sometimes integrity is a punch in the face.
Sometimes integrity is a punch in the face.
मेरे मुख्य दरवाज़े पर जो प्रश्नचिह्न (क्वेश्चन मार्क) बना है, उसका कारण सिर्फ इतना है कि कहीं मैं अपना पता ही न भूल जाऊँ।
The reason there's a question mark on my front door is just in case I forget my address.
The reason there's a question mark on my front door is just in case I forget my address.
इसे 'गोल्फ़' इसलिए कहा जाता है क्योंकि बाकी सारे चार अक्षर वाले गालियाँ या शब्द पहले ही इस्तेमाल हो चुके हैं।
The reason they call if 'golf' is that all the other 4 letter words were used up.
The reason they call if 'golf' is that all the other 4 letter words were used up.
एक पुरानी कहावत है कि भगवान को ढूँढने की आपकी तलाश में ही भगवान का वास होता है। मैं बस इतना चाहता हूँ कि आप यह समझ लें कि मैं ऐसा कुछ नहीं ढूँढ रहा हूँ।
There's an old saying that God exists in your search for him. I just want you to understand that I ain't looking.
There's an old saying that God exists in your search for him. I just want you to understand that I ain't looking.
जिन लोगों को भगवान तबाह करना चाहते हैं, उन्हें सबसे पहले गोल्फ़ खेलना सिखाते हैं।
Those who the gods seek to destroy first, learn how to play golf.
Those who the gods seek to destroy first, learn how to play golf.
आज अपने करियर में, मैं वही कर रहा हूँ जो करना मुझे सबसे ज़्यादा पसंद है। और वह है—सिर्फ मज़े के लिए काम करना, कॉमेडी करना। हँसी बिखेरना मेरे लिए एक बहुत बड़ा आनंद है।
Today, in my career, I'm doing what I love to do. And that is, do things for the fun - do comedy. It's a pleasure to go for the laughter.
Today, in my career, I'm doing what I love to do. And that is, do things for the fun - do comedy. It's a pleasure to go for the laughter.
सच चुभता है। शायद बिना सीट वाली साइकिल पर कूदने जितना नहीं, पर चुभता ज़रूर है।
Truth hurts. Maybe not as much as jumping on a bicycle with the seat missing, but it hurts.
Truth hurts. Maybe not as much as jumping on a bicycle with the seat missing, but it hurts.
जब आप चार्ली चैप्लिन को देखते हैं, तो वे हमेशा हंसाते हैं। वे कभी गंभीर नहीं होते, इसलिए ऐसा लगता है कि कॉमेडी का जादू कभी फीका नहीं पड़ता।
When you see Charlie Chaplin, he stays funny. He doesn't become drama, and so what really seems to endure is comedy.
When you see Charlie Chaplin, he stays funny. He doesn't become drama, and so what really seems to endure is comedy.
आप जानते हैं कि एक अभिनेता के लिए यह कितना कठिन होता है, जब लोग यह उम्मीद करते हैं कि आप सही समय पर सही संवाद बोलेंगे, और ऐसे में आपको अपने क्यू (संकेत) ही सुनाई न दें! मैं बता नहीं सकता कि अगर मेरे पास सुनने की मशीन (हियरिंग ऐड) न होती, तो मुझे कितनी बार "क्या?" पूछना पड़ता। इसलिए मेरी ये मशीनें मेरी जान बचाने जैसी हैं, और इनकी बदौलत ही मैं अपनी कला को पूरी शिद्दत से निभा पाता हूँ।
You know it's very difficult to be an actor, and to have people depending on you to say the right line, at the right time, and to not be able to hear your cues! I can't tell you how many times I would've had to have said What? if I didn't have my hearing aids. So my hearing aids are a life saver, and they allow me to practice my craft.
You know it's very difficult to be an actor, and to have people depending on you to say the right line, at the right time, and to not be able to hear your cues! I can't tell you how many times I would've had to have said What? if I didn't have my hearing aids. So my hearing aids are a life saver, and they allow me to practice my craft.