मेरा पसंदीदा सवाल जो सिर्फ महिलाओं से पूछा जाता है, वह है, 'तुम सारा दिन करती क्या हो?' इसका एकमात्र संभावित जवाब यह है, 'अपने बाथरूम में परमाणु बम बनाती हूँ। बस छोटे वाले, हालांकि।'

My favorite question that is asked only of women is, 'What do you do with yourself all day?' The only possible answer is, 'Make nuclear bombs in my bathroom. Just little ones, though.

My favorite question that is asked only of women is, 'What do you do with yourself all day?' The only possible answer is, 'Make nuclear bombs in my bathroom. Just little ones, though.

Topic Society & World Society
Tone: Sarcastic Sentiment: Negative Type: Humorous 95%

ज़िंंदगी ही एकमात्र ऐसा वाक्य है जिसके अंत में पूर्ण विराम नहीं होता।

Life is the only sentence which doesn't end with a period.

Life is the only sentence which doesn't end with a period.

Topic Life & Existence Life Lessons
Tone: Reflective Sentiment: Neutral Type: Philosophical 95%

[बच्चों के बारे में:] ज़मीन के ज़्यादा करीब होने के कारण, वे आधे समय में ही दीवारों के निचले हिस्सों की धूल साफ़ कर देते हैं।

[On children:] Being built closer to the floor, they can dust the baseboards in half the time.

[On children:] Being built closer to the floor, they can dust the baseboards in half the time.

Topic Relationships & Love Family
Tone: Humorous Sentiment: Positive Type: Humorous 95%

पुरुषों के लिए शक्ति का अर्थ है चीज़ों को अपनी मर्ज़ी से होने देना... लेकिन महिलाओं के लिए शक्ति की परिभाषा है कि उन्हें किसी को भी खुश करने के लिए मजबूर न होना पड़े।

Power for men means the ability to make things happen ... The female definition of power is the ability not to have to please.

Power for men means the ability to make things happen ... The female definition of power is the ability not to have to please.

Topic Achievement & Work Leadership
Tone: Reflective Sentiment: Neutral Type: Observation 92%