कोरे कागज़ को लिखने से ज़्यादा आसान है खराब लिखाई को सुधारना।

It's easier to revise lousy writing than to revise a blank sheet of paper.

It's easier to revise lousy writing than to revise a blank sheet of paper.

Topic Creativity & Expression Writing
Tone: Wise Sentiment: Positive Type: Life Advice 98%

टी.एस. इलियट गलत थे। जिस पल हम उस परिसर के अंदर दाखिल हुए और हमारे पीछे चांदी का दरवाजा बंद हुआ, मेरी दुनिया एक धमाके के साथ खत्म हो गई। वह आवाज़ बेहद भयानक थी, और अंतिम थी।

T.S Elliot was wrong. My world ended with a bang the minute we entered the Compound and the silver door closed behind us. The sound was brutal. Final.

T.S Elliot was wrong. My world ended with a bang the minute we entered the Compound and the silver door closed behind us. The sound was brutal. Final.

Topic Life & Existence Death
Tone: Solemn Sentiment: Negative Type: Observation 95%

हाँ, ठीक है, ख्याली पुलाव पकाते रहो, और देखते रहो कि पहले क्या मिलता है

Yeah, well, wish in one hand, crap in the other, and see which fills up first

Yeah, well, wish in one hand, crap in the other, and see which fills up first

Topic Achievement & Work Hard Work
Tone: Sarcastic Sentiment: Negative Type: Aphorism 95%

मैं चाहूँगी कि मेरे पिता ऐसे होते जिनकी जेब में हमेशा खुले पैसे खनकते रहते; जो दुनिया के आखिरी चालीस मिनट अपने बच्चों के लिए पत्ते समेटने में बिताते ताकि उनके बच्चे उनमें कूद सकें, और वे सब एक तेज़, चमकदार पल में हमेशा के लिए विदा हो जाते, बच्चों के पेट से अभी भी हंसी के बुलबुले फूट रहे होते और उन्हें किसी अनहोनी की भनक तक न लगती। चलो खैर, जैसी किस्मत, अमीरज़ादे।

I would have rather had a dad with change jingling in his pocket; one who would have spent the last forty minutes of the world raking leaves for his kids to jump in, so that they perished in one loud, bright instant, giggles still bubbling up from their bellies, never suspecting a thing. Yeah, well. Tough luck, rich boy.

I would have rather had a dad with change jingling in his pocket; one who would have spent the last forty minutes of the world raking leaves for his kids to jump in, so that they perished in one loud, bright instant, giggles still bubbling up from their bellies, never suspecting a thing. Yeah, well. Tough luck, rich boy.

Topic Relationships & Love Family
Tone: Cynical Sentiment: Negative Type: Reflection 92%

मेरे पिता ऐसे पिपाओं में से नहीं थे जिनसे आप बबल-गम मशीन देखते ही एक चवन्नी माँग सकें। इसके बजाय, उनके पास अमेरिकन एक्सप्रेस का वह काला कार्ड था जो आम जनता के लिए उपलब्ध नहीं होता। और बबल-गम मशीनों में उन कार्डों को डालने की जगह नहीं होती थी।

My dad was never one of those dads you could ask for a quarter if you saw a gumball machine. Instead he had one of those black American Express cards not available to general public. Gumball machines didn’t have slots for those.

My dad was never one of those dads you could ask for a quarter if you saw a gumball machine. Instead he had one of those black American Express cards not available to general public. Gumball machines didn’t have slots for those.

Topic Relationships & Love Father
Tone: Humorous Sentiment: Neutral Type: Humorous 95%

बंद पैकेट को 5-10 मिनट के लिए गुनगुने पानी में रखें। बंद पैकेट को किसी गर्म सतह पर भी रखा जा सकता है। बंद पैकेट को सीधे धूप में रख दें। हालांकि यहाँ नीचे इसकी कोई उम्मीद नहीं है। बंद पैकेट को अपनी कमीज़ के अंदर रख लें, ताकि आपके शरीर की गर्मी से आपका खाना गर्म हो जाए। मुझे हैरानी हुई कि उन्होंने इसमें यह नहीं जोड़ा: बंद पैकेट को ज़मीन पर रखें और उस पर पेशाब कर दें।

Place unopened pouch in warm water for 5-10 minutes. Unopened pouch may be laid on a warm surface. Lay unopened pouch in direct sunlight. Not much chance of that down here. Place unopened pouch inside you shirt, allow you body temperature to warm your MRE. I was surprised they left out: Place unopened pouch on ground and pee on it.

Place unopened pouch in warm water for 5-10 minutes. Unopened pouch may be laid on a warm surface. Lay unopened pouch in direct sunlight. Not much chance of that down here. Place unopened pouch inside you shirt, allow you body temperature to warm your MRE. I was surprised they left out: Place unopened pouch on ground and pee on it.

Topic Health & Body Nutrition
Tone: Humorous Sentiment: Neutral Type: Humorous 95%

उस रात मैंने 'टर्डकन' (एक के अंदर एक ठूंस कर बनाई गई कई तरह के मांस की डिश) के सपने देखे।

That night I dreamed of turduckens.

That night I dreamed of turduckens.

Topic Health & Body Nutrition
Themes #Imagination
Tone: Humorous Sentiment: Neutral Type: Observation 90%

टर्डकन क्या है? यह दक्षिण के किसी छोटे से केजियन शहर से विशेष ऑर्डर पर मिलने वाली एक अनोखी डिश है। पूरी तरह हड्डियों से मुक्त, टर्डकन में एक टर्की के अंदर बतक, और बतक के अंदर एक मुर्गी भरी होती है, ठीक रूसी गुड़िया की तरह। कुछ में तो मगरमच्छ, केकड़ा और झींगा मछली भी भरी जाती थी; मेरी पसंदीदा पारंपरिक मक्का-रोटी (कॉर्नब्रेड) वाली थी।

What is a turducken? An exclusive culinary creation available by special order from some little Cajun town down south. Entirely deboned, a turducken consists of a turkey, stuffed with duck, stuffed with a chicken, like an edible Russian nesting doll. Some were stuffed with alligator, crap, shrimp; my favorite was the traditional cornbread variety.

What is a turducken? An exclusive culinary creation available by special order from some little Cajun town down south. Entirely deboned, a turducken consists of a turkey, stuffed with duck, stuffed with a chicken, like an edible Russian nesting doll. Some were stuffed with alligator, crap, shrimp; my favorite was the traditional cornbread variety.

Topic Health & Body Nutrition
Tone: Humorous Sentiment: Positive Type: Observation 95%