मुझे थोड़ा-बहुत गोल्फ खेलना पसंद है। लेकिन, अगर लोग गोल्फ क्लब से एक-दूसरे की पीट-पीट कर हत्या करने लगें, तो मैं कहूँगा, 'गोल्फ पर बैन लगाओ, मैं टेनिस खेलना शुरू कर दूंगा।'

I like playing a bit of golf. But, if people went around beating people to death with golf clubs, I'd say, 'Ban golf. I'll take up tennis'

I like playing a bit of golf. But, if people went around beating people to death with golf clubs, I'd say, 'Ban golf. I'll take up tennis'

Topic Achievement & Work Sports
Tone: Humorous Sentiment: Neutral Type: Humorous 95%

आप तभी शर्मिंदा महसूस करते हैं जब आप खुद को ऐसा महसूस करने की छूट देते हैं। यदि आप अपनी कमियों को गले लगा लेते हैं और यह मान लेते हैं कि आप थोड़े अनाड़ी हैं, तो आप उसी से बेहतरीन कॉमेडी पैदा कर सकते हैं।

You can only be embarrassed if you allow yourself to be embarrassed. If you embrace it and just accept that you're kind of a klutz, and you're able to make it into comedy gold.

You can only be embarrassed if you allow yourself to be embarrassed. If you embrace it and just accept that you're kind of a klutz, and you're able to make it into comedy gold.

Topic Self & Identity Self-Acceptance
Tone: Humorous Sentiment: Positive Type: Life Advice 95%

मैं सालों से अपनी हास्य-शैली से लोगों को रिझाने की कोशिश कर रहा था, लेकिन लगता है कि शानदार गाड़ियां इस काम को ज़्यादा आसानी से कर देती हैं।

I was trying for years to woo people through humour, but it seems flash cars are much easier.

I was trying for years to woo people through humour, but it seems flash cars are much easier.

Topic Achievement & Work Money
Tone: Humorous Sentiment: Neutral Type: Humorous 95%

मेरे ट्विटर फैन बहुत ही अजीब किस्म के हैं। उनमें से कई तो अजीबोगरीब तरीके से कामुक रूप से आक्रामक हैं। कुछ ने मुझे इतना हंसाया कि मैंने तुरंत उन्हें भूलने की कोशिश की, क्योंकि मैं नहीं चाहूंगा कि कभी किसी बार में नशे की हालत में गलती से उनका इस्तेमाल कर बैठूं।

My twitter fans are all pretty weird. A lot of them are kind of weirdly sexually aggressive. Some of them made me laugh and then I instantly tried to forget them, because I'd hate to find myself in a bar kind of drunk and accidentally use one.

My twitter fans are all pretty weird. A lot of them are kind of weirdly sexually aggressive. Some of them made me laugh and then I instantly tried to forget them, because I'd hate to find myself in a bar kind of drunk and accidentally use one.

Topic Relationships & Love Attraction
Tone: Humorous Sentiment: Mixed Type: Observation 92%

यहाँ कैलिफ़ोर्निया में भी, जहाँ आधुनिक इमारतें हैं, मुझे दरवाजों के नीचे होने से बड़ीिकिकत होती है। यह किसी शाप से कम नहीं है! यह उन अनगिनत समस्याओं में से एक है जिनके साथ मुझे जीना पड़ता है।

Even here in California with more contemporary buildings. I have a real problem with the low doorframes. It's a curse! That's just another of the many problems I have to live with.

Even here in California with more contemporary buildings. I have a real problem with the low doorframes. It's a curse! That's just another of the many problems I have to live with.

Topic Life & Existence Life
Themes #Human Nature
Tone: Humorous Sentiment: Negative Type: Observation 92%

जब मुझे एक लेखक के बजाय अभिनेता के रूप में काम मिलता है, तो मेरे लिए सबसे रोमांचक बात यह होती है कि मैं वह सब कर पाता हूँ जो मैं आमतौर पर खुद नहीं करता। इसलिए चाहे वह बच्चों की फिल्म हो, किसी एनिमेशन में आवाज़ देना हो या फिर इस मामले में—जहाँ मुझे सिर्फ बचकानी हरकतें करने का मौका मिलता है, यह मेरे लिए एक अलग तरह की कॉमेडी है। एक कलाकार के रूप में, यह लिखने या निर्देशन करने से मिलने वाले आनंद से बिल्कुल अलग खुशी है। एक परफॉर्मर के तौर पर, आप पूरी तरह निर्देशक के हाथों में होते हैं और वे जो चाहते हैं, आप वही करते हैं।

When I get hired as an actor as opposed to a writer, one of things that's exciting for me is doing stuff I wouldn't normally do myself. So whether it's a kid's movie or a voice in animation or in this case - where I just get to be silly, it's a different kind of comedy for me. As a performer, it's a different pleasure than when you're writing or directing. As a performer, you're just in the hands of the director and you go with whatever they want to do.

When I get hired as an actor as opposed to a writer, one of things that's exciting for me is doing stuff I wouldn't normally do myself. So whether it's a kid's movie or a voice in animation or in this case - where I just get to be silly, it's a different kind of comedy for me. As a performer, it's a different pleasure than when you're writing or directing. As a performer, you're just in the hands of the director and you go with whatever they want to do.

Tone: Reflective Sentiment: Positive Type: Reflection 95%

मैं बार-बार 'पत्नी' शब्द का इस्तेमाल इसलिए करता हूँ क्योंकि मुझे यह शब्द बड़ा अजीब सा लगता है। आप इसे जितना ज़्यादा बोलते हैं, यह उस इंसान से उतना ही दूर होकर एक अजीब सी अमूर्त चीज़ बन जाता है: जैसे कि आप कोई 'पत्नी' ढूँढने निकले हों, और यह किसी नई कार को खरीदने जैसा कोई लक्ष्य हो।

The reason I keep talking about a wife and saying the word wife on stage is because it seems a funny word to me. The more you say it, the more it seems to detach from that person and become this sort of abstract thing: that you would set out to find a wife, that it would be an objective like buying a new car.

The reason I keep talking about a wife and saying the word wife on stage is because it seems a funny word to me. The more you say it, the more it seems to detach from that person and become this sort of abstract thing: that you would set out to find a wife, that it would be an objective like buying a new car.

Topic Relationships & Love Marriage
Tone: Humorous Sentiment: Neutral Type: Observation 92%