मैं अपना यह तीन शब्दों वाला मंत्र कभी नहीं भूलता: "परवाह करना कभी शुरू मत करो।"

I never forget my three word mantra: "Never start caring."

I never forget my three word mantra: "Never start caring."

Topic Emotions & Inner Life Peace
Tone: Cynical Sentiment: Negative Type: Aphorism 92%

मुझे पुरुष बिल्कुल पसंद नहीं। एक सेकंड के लिए भी नहीं।

I don't like dudes. Not even for 1 second.

I don't like dudes. Not even for 1 second.

Topic Relationships & Love Attraction
Themes #Authenticity
Tone: Defiant Sentiment: Negative Type: Observation 95%

दक्षिण गोलार्ध के बारे में मुझे ज़्यादा तो नहीं पता, लेकिन अगर आप 'वेगामाइट' जैसी घटिया चीज़ के शौकीन हैं, तो हमारी पसंद ज़रूर मिलती-जुलती होगी।

I don't know everything about the Southern Hemisphere, but if you're fans of something as bad as Vegemite, we must have similar interests.

I don't know everything about the Southern Hemisphere, but if you're fans of something as bad as Vegemite, we must have similar interests.

Topic Relationships & Love Friendship
Themes #Human Nature
Tone: Humorous Sentiment: Positive Type: Humorous 92%

मैंने एक बार पीनट बटर खाया था। वह बहुत ही घटिया था।

I had peanut butter once. It was awful.

I had peanut butter once. It was awful.

Topic Health & Body Nutrition
Themes #Human Nature
Tone: Humorous Sentiment: Negative Type: Observation 95%

मेरे जितनी ही चिड़चिड़ी प्रकृति का इंसान मिलना बहुत मुश्किल है, लेकिन [ऑब्रे प्लाज़ा] किसी तरह यह कर दिखाती है।

It's rare to find someone as equally grumpy as myself, but somehow [Aubrey Plaza] does it.

It's rare to find someone as equally grumpy as myself, but somehow [Aubrey Plaza] does it.

Topic Relationships & Love Friendship
Themes #Authenticity
Tone: Humorous Sentiment: Positive Type: Observation 95%

मैं एक निराशावादी हूँ, इसलिए मुझे हर चीज़ सीमित ही लगती है।

I'm a pessimist, so I find everything limiting.

I'm a pessimist, so I find everything limiting.

Topic Self & Identity Attitude
Tone: Cynical Sentiment: Negative Type: Aphorism 95%

मैं कोशिश करता हूँ कि इस सबका ज़्यादातर हिस्सा सोते हुए गुज़ारूँ। मुझे तो इस फ़रवरी तक अपनी क्रिसमस वाली फ़िल्म के बारे में भी पता नहीं था।

I try to nap through as much of it as possible. I didn't even know about my Christmas movie until this February.

I try to nap through as much of it as possible. I didn't even know about my Christmas movie until this February.

Themes #Human Nature
Tone: Humorous Sentiment: Positive Type: Observation 95%

मैं कभी किसी स्टार को देखकर चौंकता नहीं हूँ, हाँ, कभी-कभार किसी स्टार पर हाथ ज़रूर उठाना चाहा होगा।

I've never been starstruck but I may have wanted to strike a star once or twice.

I've never been starstruck but I may have wanted to strike a star once or twice.

Topic Society & World Media
Tone: Witty Sentiment: Mixed Type: Humorous 92%

मैंने कोआला की तरह ज़िंदगी जीने के बारे में सोचा है, लेकिन ऐसा करने के लिए शायद आपको सरकार के संगरोध नियमों के खिलाफ़ अर्जी देनी पड़े। संगरोध मुझे और भी ज़्यादा चिड़चिड़ा बना देगा।

I've thought about living the koala's life, but you may need to petition the government quarantine rules to make it happen. Quarantine would make me extra grumpy.

I've thought about living the koala's life, but you may need to petition the government quarantine rules to make it happen. Quarantine would make me extra grumpy.

Topic Nature & Universe Animals
Themes #Simplicity
Tone: Humorous Sentiment: Neutral Type: Humorous 95%

मैंने ज़िन्दगी में कई उतार-चढ़ाव देखे हैं... और यह वाला सबसे बुरा है।

I've lived nine lives . . . And this is the worst.

I've lived nine lives . . . And this is the worst.

Topic Life & Existence Life
Tone: Sarcastic Sentiment: Negative Type: Observation 95%

बदला एक ऐसा पकवान है जिसे सबसे परोसना चाहिए... हर खाने के साथ।

Revenge is a dish best served . . . At every meal.

Revenge is a dish best served . . . At every meal.

Topic Relationships & Love Betrayal
Tone: Sarcastic Sentiment: Negative Type: Humorous 95%

दुनिया को कभी भी मौका मत दो... कि वह आपको खुश कर सके।

Don't let the world . . . Cheer you up.

Don't let the world . . . Cheer you up.

Topic Emotions & Inner Life Happiness
Tone: Cynical Sentiment: Negative Type: Aphorism 92%

बात-बात पर चिढ़ने के... नए-नए तरीके अपनाएँ।

Practice random acts of . . . Grumpiness.

Practice random acts of . . . Grumpiness.

Topic Emotions & Inner Life Anger
Tone: Sarcastic Sentiment: Negative Type: Humorous 95%

ज़िन्दगी की सबसे अच्छी चीज़ें... बेहद सिरदर्द होती हैं।

The best things in life are . . . Annoying.

The best things in life are . . . Annoying.

Topic Emotions & Inner Life Happiness
Tone: Humorous Sentiment: Mixed Type: Paradox 92%

मैं धूप से दूर और लोगों से जितना हो सके उतना अलग रहता हूँ।

I stay out of the sunshine and away from people as much as possible.

I stay out of the sunshine and away from people as much as possible.

Topic Emotions & Inner Life Isolation
Tone: Reflective Sentiment: Neutral Type: Observation 95%

मैं आम तौर पर बिना किसी लाग-लपेट के सीधा बोलने वाला इंसान हूँ। मेरी त्यौरियाँ स्वाभाविक रूप से चढ़ी रहती हैं और अपनी इस सच्चाई को बनाए रखने के लिए मुझे किसी बनावट की ज़रूरत नहीं पड़ती।

I'm usually a no-filter kind of cat. My frown comes really naturally and doesn't need anything else to keep it real.

I'm usually a no-filter kind of cat. My frown comes really naturally and doesn't need anything else to keep it real.

Topic Self & Identity Authenticity
Themes #Authenticity
Tone: Sarcastic Sentiment: Neutral Type: Humorous 95%

मैं कुछ भी रोमांचक करके अपने प्रशंसकों को निराश नहीं करना चाहता। आपको अपनी जड़ों से जुड़े रहना चाहिए।

I wouldn't want to disappoint my fans by doing anything exciting. You've got to stay true to your roots.

I wouldn't want to disappoint my fans by doing anything exciting. You've got to stay true to your roots.

Topic Self & Identity Authenticity
Tone: Sarcastic Sentiment: Neutral Type: Sarcastic 95%

[एक सेलिब्रिटी होना] एक शब्द में कहें तो यह भयानक है। और अगर दो शब्दों में कहें... तो बहुत ज़्यादा भयानक है।

[Being a celebrity] In a word, it's terrible. In two words...Really terrible.

[Being a celebrity] In a word, it's terrible. In two words...Really terrible.

Topic Society & World Media
Tone: Cynical Sentiment: Negative Type: Aphorism 95%