अब बिस्तर पर अच्छे होने से काम नहीं चलता। आपको कीबोर्ड पर भी उंगलियां चलानी आनी चाहिए।

You just can't be good in bed anymore. You have to be good at the keyboard too.

You just can't be good in bed anymore. You have to be good at the keyboard too.

Topic Technology Digital Life Nature & Universe
Tone: Witty Sentiment: Mixed Type: Humorous 82%

जब शेयर बाजार ऊपर चढ़ता है, तो इंसानों का जोश भी चढ़ जाता है!

When the stocks go up, the cocks go up!

When the stocks go up, the cocks go up!

Themes #Contrast
Tone: Playful Sentiment: Positive Type: Humorous 90%

मैंने मर्दों से सिर्फ तभी नफरत की है जब मुझे यह अहसास हुआ कि सारा देने का काम मैं कर रही थी और वे सिर्फ ले रहे थे। कम से कम जब मैं एक वेश्या थी, तब सब कुछ साफ और ईमानदारी से था।

I have only hated men at those moments when I realized that I was doing all the giving and they the taking. At least when I was a prostitute, it was all honest and upfront.

I have only hated men at those moments when I realized that I was doing all the giving and they the taking. At least when I was a prostitute, it was all honest and upfront.

Topic Emotions & Inner Life Resentment
Tone: Cynical Sentiment: Negative Type: Observation 88%

आप मुझे मतलबी कह सकते हैं, या फिर वेश्याओं की मालकिन, लेकिन जैसा कि मैं हमेशा अपने ग्राहकों से कहती हूँ - बस मुझे कभी भी फोन कर लीजिए!

You can call me mercenary, or call me madam, but, as I always tell my customers - just call me anytime!

You can call me mercenary, or call me madam, but, as I always tell my customers - just call me anytime!

Topic Business Customers Achievement & Work
Tone: Witty Sentiment: Positive Type: Humorous 85%

अमेरिका में आप खून करके भी बच सकते हैं, लेकिन सेक्स के मामले में नहीं।

In America you can get away with murder, but not with sex.

In America you can get away with murder, but not with sex.

Topic Human Nature Hypocrisy Society & World
Tone: Sarcastic Sentiment: Negative Type: Observation 90%

शायद मैं कोई मनोचिकित्सक नहीं हूँ, लेकिन इस बात को लेकर पूरी तरह आश्वस्त हूँ कि सेक्स उतना भी महत्वपूर्ण नहीं है जितना हम इसे मान लेते हैं। सबसे पहले वो छोटी सी भावना, वो छोटी सी लाल लौ होती है, जिसे प्यार कहते हैं। उस लौ पर फूंक मारकर उसे आग की तरह भड़काइए, उसे मोमबत्ती की तरह बुझाइए मत।

I might not be a psychiatrist, but I am convinced that sex is not as important as we tend to make it. First there is that little feeling, that little red flame, called love. Blow on the flame and make it get bigger like a fire, don't blow it out like a candle.

I might not be a psychiatrist, but I am convinced that sex is not as important as we tend to make it. First there is that little feeling, that little red flame, called love. Blow on the flame and make it get bigger like a fire, don't blow it out like a candle.

Tone: Wise Sentiment: Positive Type: Life Advice 94%

मेरा तरीका लगभग वही है जो मास्टर्स और जॉनसन का है, बस फर्क यह है कि वे इसके हजारों डॉलर लेते हैं और उसे थेरेपी कहते हैं। मैं पचास डॉलर लेती हूँ और उसे वेश्यावृत्ति कहते हैं।

My method is basically the same as Masters and Johnson, only they charge thousands of dollars and it's called therapy. I charge fifty dollars and it's called prostitution.

My method is basically the same as Masters and Johnson, only they charge thousands of dollars and it's called therapy. I charge fifty dollars and it's called prostitution.

Tone: Sarcastic Sentiment: Mixed Type: Humorous 90%

यहाँ कुछ तो गड़बड़ है: इंसानों के इस दुनिया में आने के बाद से सेक्स हमेशा से हमारे साथ रहा है, फिर भी मेरा अनुमान है कि आज भी 90 प्रतिशत इंसान इस मामले में भारी झिझक या कुंठा का शिकार हैं।

Something is wrong here: sex has been with us since the human race began its existence, yet I would estimate that 90 percent of human beings still suffer enormous inhibitions in this area.

Something is wrong here: sex has been with us since the human race began its existence, yet I would estimate that 90 percent of human beings still suffer enormous inhibitions in this area.

Topic Human Nature Behavior Society & World
Tone: Serious Sentiment: Mixed Type: Observation 88%

मेरी मौज-मस्ती ही मेरा धंधा है

My Pleasure is my business

My Pleasure is my business

Topic Values What Matters Most Self & Identity
Tone: Witty Sentiment: Positive Type: Aphorism 82%

दुनिया बेवकूफ बनना चाहती है। तो फिर बनाइए बेवकूफ।

The world wants to be cheated. So cheat.

The world wants to be cheated. So cheat.

Tone: Cynical Sentiment: Negative Type: Aphorism 88%

सच कहूँ तो, अगर मेरा धंधा पूरी तरह कानूनी होता, तो मैं अपने जिस्म के घिसने (कमजोर होने) के एवज में एक बड़ा हिस्सा टैक्स में छूट के रूप में काट लेती।

Actually, if my business was legitimate, I would deduct a substantial percentage for depreciation of my body.

Actually, if my business was legitimate, I would deduct a substantial percentage for depreciation of my body.

Topic Life & Existence Aging
Tone: Sarcastic Sentiment: Mixed Type: Humorous 80%

अटपटा या सनकी इंसान मूल रूप से वह है जिसे अपनी कामुक तृप्ति के लिए फंतासी, अपमान या सजा की जरूरत होती है।

A freak is basically anyone who needs fantasy, degradation, or punishment in order to achieve his interpretation of erotic gratification.

A freak is basically anyone who needs fantasy, degradation, or punishment in order to achieve his interpretation of erotic gratification.

Themes #Human Nature
Tone: Serious Sentiment: Neutral Type: Observation 72%