Humor Quotes

फिल्म का एक पूरा हिस्सा ऐसा भी था जहाँ टॉम हॉलैंड ने चैक़ी की आवाज़ के लिए किसी औरत की आवाज़ का इस्तेमाल करने की कोशिश की थी, इस सोच के साथ कि "द एक्सॉर्स्टिस्ट" में मर्सिडीज मैककैम्ब्रिज ने शैतान की आवाज़ को डब किया था तो यह तरीका यहाँ भी काम कर सकता है इसलिए उन्होंने इसे आज़माने की सोची। वह ज़्यादा जमा नहीं। चैक़ी की आवाज़ थोड़ी अजीब सी लगने लगी थी। हमने 'सीड ऑफ़ चैक़ी' में उस आइडिया को फिर से इस्तेमाल किया।

There was a whole cut of the movie where Tom Holland decided to try a woman's voice for the voice of Chucky, proceeding from the logic that it worked with Mercedes McCambridge voicing the voice of Satan in "The Excorsist" so he thought he would give it a try. It didn't really work. Chucky just sounded kind of gay.We brought that back in Seed of Chucky.

There was a whole cut of the movie where Tom Holland decided to try a woman's voice for the voice of Chucky, proceeding from the logic that it worked with Mercedes McCambridge voicing the voice of Satan in "The Excorsist" so he thought he would give it a try. It didn't really work. Chucky just sounded kind of gay.We brought that back in Seed of Chucky.

मुझे याद है इम्प्रोवाइज्ड ड्रमर और कंपोजर माइकल इवांस ने मुझे एक कहानी सुनाई थी कि कैसे किसी को केज से मिलने और उन्हें एक रिकॉर्ड देने का मौका मिला, और जॉन केज ने बस मुस्कुराते हुए कहा था, "क्या आप जानते हैं कि इसे बजाने के लिए मेरे पास कुछ भी नहीं है?"

I recall improvisational drummer and composer Michael Evans telling me a story of someone who had the opportunity to meet Cage and give him a record, and John Cage just smiled and said, "You know I have nothing to play this on?"

I recall improvisational drummer and composer Michael Evans telling me a story of someone who had the opportunity to meet Cage and give him a record, and John Cage just smiled and said, "You know I have nothing to play this on?"

जब आप "हॉली मैन" कहते हैं, तो मेरे जेहन में तुरंत एडी मर्फी का बेहतरीन दौर आ जाता है। अगर यह उसके आस-पास भी है, तो मैं बहुत उत्साहित हूँ।

When you say "Holy Man", I immediately think of Eddie Murphy's finest hour. If it's anything comparable, I'm excited.

When you say "Holy Man", I immediately think of Eddie Murphy's finest hour. If it's anything comparable, I'm excited.

मुझे अपनी मुस्कान से नफरत है—जब मैं हंसता हूँ तो मुझे सच में लगता है कि मैं किसी बेवकूफ की तरह दिखता हूँ, सचमुच।

I hate my smile - I think I look like an absolute wally when I smile, I really do.

I hate my smile - I think I look like an absolute wally when I smile, I really do.

शायद एकमात्र चीज़ जिसे हम नोटकिलर्स संगीत से भी ज़्यादा तवज्जो देते हैं, वह है हंसी-मज़ाक; इसलिए, ज़ाहिर है कि हम यह भी जानते हैं कि इन शीर्षकों का होना एक तरह से मज़ाकिया और व्यर्थ सी कोशिश है।

Possibly the only thing we Notekillers place on a higher pedestal than music is laughs, so, of course, we also know that the idea of the title is a kind of humorous futility.

Possibly the only thing we Notekillers place on a higher pedestal than music is laughs, so, of course, we also know that the idea of the title is a kind of humorous futility.

हम [नोटकिलर्स] अपने काम को लेकर बिल्कुल भी अति-गंभीर नहीं हैं। अगर आप हमें लाइव परफॉर्म करते देखेंगे, तो पाएंगे कि हम गानों के बीच में हंस रहे होते हैं और आपस में काफ़ी अजीब-सी मज़ाकिया बातें कर रहे होते हैं। हम मजे कर रहे होते हैं।

We [Notekillers] are in no way super-earnest about what we do and if you see us live, you see we are cracking up during songs and saying pretty ridiculous things in-between. We're having fun.

We [Notekillers] are in no way super-earnest about what we do and if you see us live, you see we are cracking up during songs and saying pretty ridiculous things in-between. We're having fun.

पेरिस हिल्टन पर सबसे बेहतरीन ताने या insult के लिए समीक्षकों के बीच मुकाबला होगा। पेश है मेरा पहला ताना: उनका ध्यान भटकाना इतना आसान है कि वह किसी सनकी से भागते वक्त भी अपना ध्यान केंद्रित नहीं रख पातीं... शायद सबसे बड़ा तंज तो यह है कि वह अपनी सह-कलाकार एलिषा कुथबर्ट को, तुलना में, आधुनिक सिनेमा की सबसे सेक्सी और दिलचस्प अभिनेत्री बना देती हैं।

There will be a competition among critics for the best Paris Hilton insult. Here's my first: Her attention span is so short that she can't even maintain her concentration while running away from a psycho... Maybe the ultimate insult is that she makes her co-star Elisha Cuthbert seem, by comparison, the sexiest and most interesting actress in modern cinema.

There will be a competition among critics for the best Paris Hilton insult. Here's my first: Her attention span is so short that she can't even maintain her concentration while running away from a psycho... Maybe the ultimate insult is that she makes her co-star Elisha Cuthbert seem, by comparison, the sexiest and most interesting actress in modern cinema.

मैं हूटिंग (बूइंग) को थोड़े-बहुत दोस्ताना मज़ाक के तौर पर देखता हूँ और कम से कम इसका मतलब यह है कि प्रशंसक बोर नहीं हो रहे हैं। यह बढ़िया चीज़ है। सच कहूँ तो मुझे इसमें मज़ा आता है और मुझे रॉबी सैवेज से भी ज़्यादा इस तरह की प्रतिक्रिया मिल रही है, जो वास्तव में अपने आप में एक बड़ी बात है।

I see the booing as a nice bit of banter and at least it means the fans aren't bored. It's quality. I enjoy it to be honest and I'm getting it even more than Robbie Savage, which is really saying something.

I see the booing as a nice bit of banter and at least it means the fans aren't bored. It's quality. I enjoy it to be honest and I'm getting it even more than Robbie Savage, which is really saying something.

Mere liye Glasgow ka matlab wahan ke log aur wahan ki urja hai. Waise, wahan Greggs ke bakery outlets kaafi hain, yeh main zaroor kahunga. 1977 mein jab 'Star Wars' movie release hui thi, toh wahan ticket ke liye jitni lambi line lagi thi, maine shayad hi utni lambi line sausage rolls ke liye kahin aur dekhi ho. Woh mere liye ek anokha anubhav tha।

For me, Glasgow is all about the people and the spirit of the place. You have enough Greggs bakers, though, Ill say that. The opening of the 1977 Star Wars movie was possibly the only time Ive seen a longer queue round the block than in Glasgow for sausage rolls. That was quite an eye-opener.

For me, Glasgow is all about the people and the spirit of the place. You have enough Greggs bakers, though, Ill say that. The opening of the 1977 Star Wars movie was possibly the only time Ive seen a longer queue round the block than in Glasgow for sausage rolls. That was quite an eye-opener.

जब मैं नंगे पैर दौड़ता हूँ, तो अपने जूते अपने हाथों में पहन लेता हूँ। हाथों में जूते पहनकर दौड़ना थोड़ा अजीब जरूर लगता है।

When I run barefoot, I put my shoes on my hands. Running around with shoe-hands looks a little weird.

When I run barefoot, I put my shoes on my hands. Running around with shoe-hands looks a little weird.

आप जानते ही हैं, आप बस उनके (चेवी चेस) साथ बैठे होते हैं, फिर उनके साथ कोई सीन शूट कर रहे होते हैं, और अचानक आपके मुँह से निकलता है, "हे भगवान, ये तो चेवी चेस हैं!" और फिर आपको तुरंत एक्टिंग में वापस लौटना पड़ता है। "डैनी, तुम्हारे डायलॉग्स? तुम्हारे डायलॉग्स...? तुम्हें आगे बोलना है!" "ओह, सॉरी, सॉरी!"

You know, you're just sitting with him [Chevy Chase], then you're doing a scene with him and acting, and all of a sudden you go, "Omigod, that's Chevy Chase!" And then you've got to keep acting. "Danny, your lines? Your lines...? You've got to keep going!" "Oh, sorry, sorry!"

You know, you're just sitting with him [Chevy Chase], then you're doing a scene with him and acting, and all of a sudden you go, "Omigod, that's Chevy Chase!" And then you've got to keep acting. "Danny, your lines? Your lines...? You've got to keep going!" "Oh, sorry, sorry!"

मेरे जिम के लॉकर रूम के गेट पर लगे बोर्ड पर लिखा है, कृपया सेल फोन का इस्तेमाल न करें, क्योंकि सेल फोन कैमरे होते हैं। पर वे कैमरे नहीं होते। एक असली कैमरा Nikon, Leica या Rolleiflex होता है, और जब आप उससे किसी को मारते हैं, तो उन्हें अहसास होता है कि उन्हें किसी ठोस चीज से चोट लगी है।

The sign at the entrance to my gym locker room says, no cell phones please, cell phones are cameras. They are not. A camera is a Nikon or a Leica or Rolleiflex, and when you strike someone with one, they know they have been hit with something substantial.

The sign at the entrance to my gym locker room says, no cell phones please, cell phones are cameras. They are not. A camera is a Nikon or a Leica or Rolleiflex, and when you strike someone with one, they know they have been hit with something substantial.

मेरी आवाज गाने लायक बिल्कुल नहीं है! खासकर जब मैंने कुछ बीयर पी रखी होती हैं, तब मैं उठकर कराoke पर गाने लग जाता हूँ। मैं अक्सर फ्रैंक सिनात्रा का गाना 'माय वे' गाकर उसका सत्यानाश करने की कोशिश करता हूँ। मेरे दिमाग में मेरी आवाज बिल्कुल उनकी जैसी लगती है, लेकिन जब आप उसका वीडियो दोबारा देखते हैं, तो साफ पता चलता है कि ऐसा बिल्कुल नहीं है!

I don't have a nice singing voice! Particularly if I've had a few beers, that's when I'll get up and go on the karaoke. I'll usually try to murder a Frank Sinatra song like 'My Way'. In my head I sound exactly like him, but when you watch the footage back, evidently not!

I don't have a nice singing voice! Particularly if I've had a few beers, that's when I'll get up and go on the karaoke. I'll usually try to murder a Frank Sinatra song like 'My Way'. In my head I sound exactly like him, but when you watch the footage back, evidently not!

मेरे मन में कई शब्द तब आते हैं जब मैं बाहर होता हूँ, बस में सफर कर रहा होता हूँ या किसी पब में बैठा होता हूँ। एक दौर ऐसा भी था जब मैं दोपहर के वक्त 'व्हाइट हॉर्स' नाम के एक स्ट्रिप बार में जाया करता था और वहीं बैठकर काफी लिखताई करता था। उन्हें इससे कोई आपत्ति नहीं थी, लेकिन मुझे नहीं पता कि अगर मैं वहाँ अपना ईज़ेल (चित्रकारी का स्टैंड) गाड़ देता, तो वे कैसी प्रतिक्रिया देते।

A lot of my words come to me when I'm out and about as well, riding the bus or sat in the pub. I went through a stage of going to a strip bar called the White Horse at lunch times and did a lot of writing in there. They were fine with that but I don't know how they would feel about me setting up the easel.

A lot of my words come to me when I'm out and about as well, riding the bus or sat in the pub. I went through a stage of going to a strip bar called the White Horse at lunch times and did a lot of writing in there. They were fine with that but I don't know how they would feel about me setting up the easel.

मेरा जन्म माउंट किसको, न्यूयॉर्क में हुआ था—हालाँकि उस समय मेरा परिवार ब्रॉन्क्स में रहता था। यह तो बस वहीं पैदा होने का मेरा अपना फैसला था।

I was born in Mount Kisco, New York-although my family was living in the Bronx at the time. That's just where I decided to be born.

I was born in Mount Kisco, New York-although my family was living in the Bronx at the time. That's just where I decided to be born.

आजकल एक अच्छी रोमांटिक कॉमेडी बनाना और भी कठिन होता जा रहा है क्योंकि इसके तौर-तरीके बहुत ज़्यादा घिस चुके हैं।

It's harder and harder to make a well-done romantic comedy these days because the conventions have been so played out.

It's harder and harder to make a well-done romantic comedy these days because the conventions have been so played out.

मेरा जन्म 1972 में हुआ था, जिसका मतलब है कि "रॉक" की दुनिया के हिसाब से मुझे "बच्चों" को कुछ भी सिखाने का कोई हक नहीं है, सिवाय इसके कि उन्हें अपने बगीचे से भगा सकूँ।

I was born in 1972, which means that in "rock" terms I have no business addressing "the kids" unless it's to shoo them out of my garden.

I was born in 1972, which means that in "rock" terms I have no business addressing "the kids" unless it's to shoo them out of my garden.

आमतौर पर, मेरे मामले में, स्क्रिप्ट फिल्म के मुकाबले कहीं ज़्यादा मज़ेदार होती है। स्क्रिप्ट लगभग कॉमिक बुक जैसी होती है, लेकिन जब आप उसे बनाना शुरू करते हैं, तो न जाने क्यों फिल्म बहुत गंभीर हो जाती है।

Usually the script is much more funny than the film turns out to be, in my case. The script is almost like a comic book but when you start making it, for some reason the film gets very serious.

Usually the script is much more funny than the film turns out to be, in my case. The script is almost like a comic book but when you start making it, for some reason the film gets very serious.

आलसी लोग हमेशा दूसरों से ज़्यादा मेहनत करते हैं; उन्हें बस काम जल्दी से निपटाकर दोबारा लेटने की जल्दी जो होती है।

Lazy people always work harder than anyone else; they're so eager to get through and lie down again.

Lazy people always work harder than anyone else; they're so eager to get through and lie down again.

जिंदा दफनाया जाना हमेशा से मेरी सबसे बड़ी पहचान रहेगा।

Getting buried alive will always be my claim to fame.

Getting buried alive will always be my claim to fame.